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Name: I burned up, I burned up.
Country: United States
State: Virginia
Metro: Sexual
Birthday: 5/21/1989
Gender: Female


Interests: Bands I love, like, or occassionally listen to: 30 Day Warranty, A Perfect Circle, At The Drive-In, Beck, Blue Man Group, Blur, Bright Eyes, Coldplay, Cursive, Deftones, Dinosaur Jr., Eels, Finch, Franz Ferdinand, Interpol, Jimmy Eat World, Kasabian, Letter Kills, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, My Chemical Romance, Phish, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Sonic Youth, Sparta, Story of the Year, Taking Back Sunday, The American Analog Set, The Flaming Lips, The Juliana Theory, The Killers, The Mars Volta, The Postal Service, The Rapture, The Secret Machines, The Shins, Smashing Pumpkins, The Used, Thrice, Thursday, Tool
Expertise: maintaining homeostasis, being uberscaryevilpsychobitch, freestyle rapping (wut wut), putting little boxes inside big boxes
Industry: Hospitality


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Wednesday, June 01, 2005

this xanga will be hibernating for the next three months


So. I got a new xanga for use over the summer. Now, my parents will be reading it, and they don't know I have this account, so I'm pretending that the new xanga is my first and only xanga. So... over the summer I will be posting in the new one, but with no cursing and with nothing my parents will find objectionable. My parents are fucking crazy, and they check the history on my computer, so they'll definitely read the new one.

NEW XANGAAAAA!!! WOOOT!


late night xanga yay


Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Since no one wants to hear what I *was* going to say:

Which friend is the....
.: x craziest- goddamn... all of my friends are crazy
.: x sweetest- they taste of sugar yum yum
.: x prettiest- most of them... Erin stands out though, because she's even got the photogenic thing down...
.: x smartest- Annie and Leigh both work really really hard
.: x girly-  I suppose Rachel V, but only because she said "Blazers are *so* out" and it was funny
.: x easiest to be grossed out- Leigh, Annie, or Lauren. Unless you're talking about Trent Reznor
.: x blondest- Lauren. Definitely lauren
.: x honest- I don't know...
.: x trustworthy- depends on what you want to tell the person...
.: x sporty- ummm Taylor plays soccer... so he qualifies
.: x animal lover- Lauren
.: x computer genious- Ryan
.: x xanga nerd- Holy shit thats me
.: x funniest- just about everyone
.: x drama person- Taylor
.: x band person- everyone in band
.: x person that always gets their homework done- Leigh and Annie
.: x flirtiest- hmmm.... Rachel V, but not really. Mostly I just think its fun to tease her about it


About your friends and past friends
.: x which friend have you known the longest? probably Caitlin or Lauren
.: x which friend have you known the least? sometimes I think I don't really know any of you at all. So this question doesnt count
.: x who was your first best friend? Caitlin
.: x is he/she still your friend? yes
.: x which friend do you miss the most? caitlin... we still keep in touch but we need to hang out soon 
.: x has one of your best friends ever moved away? yes.
.: x who has the most classes with you? Leigh. We have the exact same schedule
.: x pick one friend and tell one of your favorite memories? hm... this is hard.... I dont know.

Which one of your buds is most likely to....
.: x be a teacher? Matthew. hahaha that would be funny
.: x become a computer person? Ryan
.: x become a stay at home mom? no one. I mean, its bound to happen, but no one is going to become a soccer mom. Except Taylor.
.: x live life on the wild side? Kat
.: x travel all over the world? Rachel
.: x become famous? Annie for killing children
.: x fall in love before 20? a few people
.: x become a sports star? ummmm
.: x not go to college? no one
.: x get married twice? Emil, cuz he's a playa
.: x have 4 kids? ummm Annie. but she'll drown them
.: x become a telemarketer? Mandy. She would be the best telemarketer ever.
.: x be your best friend throughout your whole life? I wish it could be everyone...
.: x be at home doing nothing but eating and watching tv? Tony
.: x be a serious business person? Serious? hahahahaha
.: x become someone with a job that helps people? Erin or Lauren 
.: x end up on road rules or real world? hmmmm... Taylor. Just because that would be hysterical
.: x copy and paste this survey on their xanga? quite a few people

-->Random

.: x Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Write down what it says:  "Florence pulled a form out from her"
.: x Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? my pillow
.: x What is the last thing you watched on TV? The Ultimate Fuse VJ Search or something... I was eating and it was on...
.: x Without looking, guess what time it is: about 1:15
.: x Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 1:23
.: x With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My music, rain
.: x When did you last step outside? To bring in the groceries
.: x Before you came to this website [started this survey], what did you look at? my xanga
.: x What are you wearing? Pajamas
.: x Did you dream last night? Yes, but I dont remember it
.: x When did you last laugh? probably while I was at Matthews grandparents house
.: x What is on the walls of the room you are in? 3 picasso prints, 4 curtains (yes, on the walls) a bigass mirror, and some postcards
.: x Seen anything weird lately? my face     
.:x What do you think of this quiz? ehh whatever
.: x What is the last film you saw? Star Wars
.: x If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? a sock monkey and a pet jellyfish
.: x Tell me something about you that I don't know: I used to keep several private xangas
.: x If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? castration for rapists
.: x Do you like to dance? I cant dance
.: x George Bush: dont even get me started...
.: x Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Cassandra Gemini. hahahaha
.: x Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Gillespie Lucifer XIV
.: x Would you ever consider living abroad? definitely
.: x What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? haha thats a trick question. Silly survey


Sunday, May 29, 2005

Sick sick sick sick sick. I don't understand how people can be so goddamn stupid.

Save The Males! <--- this would be funny if it wasn't so fucking scary.

"Men generally use money or power to appeal to women. However, a man is much more than a provider or doer. He is an agent of God. Every man has a divine mission and purpose on earth. This mission imbues him with a confident masculinity, which appeals to a woman's higher instincts."

"My wife taught me how a woman creates a loving environment. She gives me s-p-a-c-e, mental and physical. She observes the 3c's of true womanhood. She doesn't criticize, she doesn't control and she doesn't complain."

"The essence of masculinity is power....Men -- steer clear of any sexual relationship where you are not in charge."

"A feminist tends to try to control a man, to tell him how to please her (without being asked, and as if she always knows what she really wants.) These relationships fail.
A woman is a vehicle by nature. She is waiting for a man's call. She wants to be used by the man she loves for a higher purpose. One such purpose is to create a healthy happy family."

"Think of your semen as your unique spirit and essence" (ummm ooookaayy...)


Need I say more? Seriously, go there. Feminists, Masons, A New World Order, Communists, Skull and Bones members, Satanists, UFOs, Judaism, and bankers in London are all involved in a vast conspiracy, according to them. The feminists (who are secretly communists) want to eradicate the human race by making procreation seem wrong. Also they want every woman to be a lesbian. You have to go to this site. Its pathetic AND infuriating at the same time! I think this is the only time I'd ever approve genocide. Oh wait. I'm a feminist. I ALWAYS want genocide. Never mind.

This site is quite possibly even scarier because it was created by WOMEN! The fundamentalist brainwashing has begun. They don't even know what true feminism is, and they're already against it because their husbands have threatened to beat them if they express their beliefs.

Ladies Against Feminism

They can't even refer to themselves as "women".... they have to refer to themselves as "ladies" so they'll sound weaker and less dominant.

sickening.








But in other news, I've been working on my wildlife journal and have made zero progress. Sucks. I SKIPPED A TRIP TO BUSCH GARDENS FOR THIS! I hate Ms. Culp's projects.



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